Jan. 13 – Chicago Daily Law Bulletin
Professor Timothy O’Neill authored article
McSurly, the world’s most curmudgeonly neighbor, calls his suburb’s police department at 6 a.m. He says, “I am looking out my window at a jogger running in the street instead of on the sidewalk.”
The cop yawns and says, “So what? Is he bothering anyone? Is he disrupting traffic?”
“No. It’s 6 a.m. There is no traffic and there is no one else on the street.”
“So why are you calling?”
“Why am I calling? Because he is violating Illinois law and I want him arrested immediately!”
The cop says, “You’re crazy. Go back to sleep.” He then hangs up.
But is McSurly crazy?
